Henry and Aggie beat me. I'm not surprised.

I trounced "the posse," to my knowledge. Very surprised.

Why am I calling it the posse? It's Ben's name, by rights we should all decide on a suitable name, much like the dc seniors have done for themselves. The gang? No, too used. Highriders? Strikes a tone, but sounds... I dunno. Whatever. I'm in no mood for creativity. Ben can call it the posse all he likes, but until we all agree I think we should just stick to "us," or "we."

hm... I found out that Lily's got Verizon, so I can text message her, at least. That makes one more cellphone function I can actually use. pfeh.

I look at others' blogs, notably Jerry's and Ben's, and I see flowing paragraphs? What the fuck is this? I can't possibly rant myself out for about a page of size 10 Times New Roman, much less produce no more than a few short, punctuated paragraphs every week. You've probably noticed that I'm making an effort right now to expand my crude 10 oclock thoughts into something I only do for history and english assignments. Nor, I think, will anyone come up to me tomorrow or wednesday and say, "Dan! That was SUCH a funny post! I know, let's go out on a date! I'm open all week, nudge nudge." I think this whole blogger thing was started by myself accidentally, and got turned into a Uni-wide fad. But maybe I'm giving myself too much credit. It might have started amongst others, too. But it DID conspicuously start up in sophomore year, so meh.

Allison (D.) had a wonderful movie idea, which she hopes can be done for AVC's next festival (where have I seen this idae before? Hm... gay baby?). It's a matrix spoof, with us butchering the characters with our own characters. Kirill is neo, I'm the keymaker, Yang is seraph, Scoobs is the oracle... tomek is tentatively Smith. SO I've come up with a scene:

-Tomek walks in, birds fly off-
T: "Mr. Lagoutchev, surprised to see me?"
Kirill: "Nah, just dissapointed."
T: "Then you must feel it. Our connection. I don't know how it happened, something got cut off, put on, transgendered... all I know is that I'm a new man, so to speak."
K: "Congratulations."
T: "Fuck you. Now, as I was saying,... we're here not because we're free. We're here because we're not free. There's no helping it, the sense of being trapped, confined to your own sex..."
K: "That might just be you."
T: "Yeah maybe. Anyways, we're here because of our tomexuality."
T-2: "It is tomexuality that drives us."
T-3: It is tomextuality that binds us."
T-N: "That grinds us."
: "That finds us."
: "And rapes us into the dirt!"
T: "We are here bacause of you, Mr. Lagoutchev, we're here to take from you what you took from us..."
-Hand shoots out, enters Kirill
T: "Sexuality..."
---Fight scene