What Christmas is Really About:

The free time that inevitably surrounds it.

I got "The Masterplan" for Christmas (along with a lock picking set, an iPod, and some clothes)- this makes my Oasis collection virtually complete, provided I rip the library's copy of Definitely Maybe.

Aaaaaaaaaaah!

Did I miss something?

"Congratulations! Your Purity score is 92%"

The Penultimate Fantasy

I went to Ben's today and watched "The Attic Expiditions" with Jerry and Betsy. Fucked up; that's all I can say.

When I got out of my car at home I brushed the snood plush on the floor at it yelled at me. I nearly crapped my pants.

Don't ask about the title, it's random.